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(Category: Blonde Jokes)
A few minutes later, he comes on again:
"Hate to dissapoint you folks, but another engine is down. Don't panic - we've still got two going, but now we'll be about 2 hours late."
After another few minutes, he comes on again:
"Look, I am really sorry about this, but somehow we have lost our third engine. Still nothing serious to worry about, but we will be about five hours late to Paris."
After hearing this, the blonde turns to the guy sitting next to him and remarks,
"If we lose the other one, we'll be up here all night."
(Category: Murphy's Law)
"What are the grounds?" said the lawyer.
"Well, after a year of marriage, I'm still a virgin," she replied.
Looking at her, the lawyer found that hard to understand. "What are the circumstances?" he asked.
"Well," she said, "I'm married to an IBM salesman. He's a good provider, works hard, works late."
This did not seem a promising start and the lawyer indicated accordingly.
"But," she continued, "every evening when he comes home he sits at the end of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be - and then he falls asleep."
(Category: Funny Quotes)
- Edward Abbey
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