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(Category: Kid Jokes)
Son: "Dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President."
(Category: Political Jokes)
After a few seconds George replied "Abolish the IRS and start over."
Bill thought about this for a few seconds and continued jogging.
Shortly he came upon the Jefferson Memorial and stopped. He said "Tom, what should I do?"
After a few seconds Tom replied "Abolish welfare and start over."
Bill continued jogging after thinking about this and came upon the Lincoln Memorial. He said "Abe, what should I do?"
After a few seconds Abe replied "Why don't you take the night off and go to the theater?"
(Category: Murphy's Law)
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