Friday, October 2, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
One can not make an omelette without breaking eggs - but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass." The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"

(Category: Miscellaneous)

whats a sheeps biggest fear??????

The welsh with velcro gloves!!!!

(Category: Miscellaneous)
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her? "The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul."

(Category: One Liners)
Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.


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