Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Thursday, October 15th, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) The typist's reproduction equipment is not to be interfered with without prior permission of the manager. #2 (Category: Miscellaneous) Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting to enter heaven. St. Peter asks the first man, "What did you do on Earth?" Man #1: I was a doctor. St. P.: Go right through those pearly gates. St. P.: And what did you do on Earth? Man #2: I was a school teacher. St. P.: Go right through those pearly gates. St. P.: And what did you do on Earth? Man #3: I was a musician. St. P.: Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen... #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite. "Do you have reservations?" asked the desk clerk. "Only one, " replied the groom, "she won't take it up the ass." #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) 1. The monitor is up on blocks. 2. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 3. The six front keys have rotted out. 4. The extra RAM slots have Dodge Truck parts stored in them. 5. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 6. The password is BUBBA. 7. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU. 8. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. 9. The keyboard is camouflaged. 10. The Mouse is referred to as a 'Critter' #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) You're so dumb that...... you put a quarter in a parking meter and waited 30 minutes for a gumball.

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