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A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.
(Category: Professional Jokes)
A prostitute stops screwing you after you're dead.
(Category: One Liners)
(Category: Murphy's Law)
He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband," she says.
He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He's not my husband either." She says, also not recognizing the unit.
He passes by the third woman, who also looks down as he runs by her. "Wait a minute," she says. "He's not even a member of this club."
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