Saturday, August 29, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Saturday, August 29th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Nerd Jokes)
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

(Category: Business Jokes)
Hey did you hear?
U.P.S and Fed-EX are merging. There going to call it Fed-Up

(Category: Ethnic Jokes)
An aggie, one of the elderly types, proceeded to try out for a part in a local College Station play. Sympathizing with his zeal for the part, the cast director agreed to include him in it, but under two conditions, he'd better do a heck of good job, and he would only get one line in the entire play: "Hark! the cannon just fired!"

So the elderly aggie goes home, brags to all his friends about it, and continually yells:

"Hark! the cannon just fired!"

"Hark! the cannon just fired!"

Finally on the night of the performace, during the highlight of the play, the booming sound of a menacing cannon shakes the entire theatre, the audience, in complete awe and silence... At the top of his lungs the aggie shouts:

"What the hell was that?!"

(Category: Blonde Jokes)
What does a blonde girl do when she wakes up?
Goes home.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
One day G-d was walking around heaven and decided He needed a


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