Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Q: Did you hear about the Irish lamp post?
A: It peed on the dog.

(Category: Ethnic Jokes)
An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck are construction workers for a tall building. On their lunch break they sit at the top together. The Mexican opens his lunchbox and says:
"If I get one more burrito in my lunch, that's it, I'm going to jump!" The Irishman says: "If I get potatoes one more time, that's it, I'm gonna jump!"

The Redneck says:
"If I get a bolonga sandwhich one more time, that's it, I'm gonna jump!"

The next day, they all get the same thing and they jump. At the funeral, the Mexican's wife is crying, and she says, "If I only knew, I would have made him something different."

The Irishman's wife says, "I can't beleive it, I wish I made him something different!"

The Redneck's wife says, "Don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

(Category: One Liners)
Q: How do you make a bandstand?

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
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