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A: It peed on the dog.
(Category: Ethnic Jokes)
"If I get one more burrito in my lunch, that's it, I'm going to jump!" The Irishman says: "If I get potatoes one more time, that's it, I'm gonna jump!"
The Redneck says:
The next day, they all get the same thing and they jump. At the funeral, the Mexican's wife is crying, and she says, "If I only knew, I would have made him something different."
The Irishman's wife says, "I can't beleive it, I wish I made him something different!"
The Redneck's wife says, "Don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."
(Category: One Liners)
A: A dope ring.
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