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(Category: One Liners)
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
The guys were still standing there with astonished looks upon their faces from the actions of the goat when a man walked up to them. He asked them if they had seen a goat anywhere in the area and they said that one had just jumped into the mine shaft in front of them! The man replied, "Oh no. That couldn't be my goat, mine was tied to a railroad tie."
(Category: Dirty Jokes)
So she went to a doctor and said "I have pains what are they?"
The doctor said "Honey you've got crabs."
The girl said "How could that be? I'm a virgin."
The doctor repeated "Belive me, you've got crabs."
She went to another doctor and he said that same thing.
However, the third doctor had a different diagnosis. He said "Honey you don't have crabs, your cherries are rotten!"
(Category: Nasty/Tasteless Jokes)
Being fingered by Captain Hook.
(Category: Ethnic Jokes)
To kill the roaches in the corners.
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