Friday, September 4, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Friday, September 4th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: One Liners)
Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

(Category: Miscellaneous)
There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing. They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing. They searched the area for something larger and came upon a railroad tie. With great difficulty, the two men carried it to the opening and threw it in. While waiting for it to hit bottom, a goat suddenly darted between them and leapt into the hole!

The guys were still standing there with astonished looks upon their faces from the actions of the goat when a man walked up to them. He asked them if they had seen a goat anywhere in the area and they said that one had just jumped into the mine shaft in front of them! The man replied, "Oh no. That couldn't be my goat, mine was tied to a railroad tie."

(Category: Dirty Jokes)
This olw women was feelin some pinchin pains in her "you know what"

So she went to a doctor and said "I have pains what are they?"

The doctor said "Honey you've got crabs."

The girl said "How could that be? I'm a virgin."

The doctor repeated "Belive me, you've got crabs."

She went to another doctor and he said that same thing.

However, the third doctor had a different diagnosis. He said "Honey you don't have crabs, your cherries are rotten!"

(Category: Nasty/Tasteless Jokes)
What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
Being fingered by Captain Hook.

(Category: Ethnic Jokes)
Why do Puerto Rican women wear pointy shoes?
To kill the roaches in the corners.


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