Wednesday, September 2, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why? The conductor. Business before pleasure.

(Category: Ethnic Jokes)
The first Irish National Steeplechase was finally abandoned. Not one horse could get a decent footing on the cathedral roof.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Iraqi TV Guide


8:00 Husseinfeld

8:30 Mad About Everything

9:00 Suddenly Sanctions

9:30 Allah McBeal


8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror

8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says its Right

9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things

9:30 Iraq's Funniest Public Execution Bloopers


8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy

9:00 Just Shoot Me

9:30 Veilwatch


8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi

8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H

9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses

9:30 My Two Baghdads


8:00 Judge Saddam

8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things

9:00 Achmed's Creek

9:30 No-witness News

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Yo mama is so fat it takes 2 planes and a bus to get on the her good side.

(Category: Ethnic Jokes)
Did you hear about the little colored kid that had diarreha?

He thought he was melting...


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