Thursday, September 24, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Thursday, September 24th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: One Liners)
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

(Category: Funny Quotes)
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
- Carol Leifer

(Category: Nasty/Tasteless Jokes)
Why does a blonde insiste on using a condom?
So she can have a doggy bag for latter.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.

She hears:

(Category: Funny Quotes)
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart


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