Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

(Category: Funny Quotes)
Too long a sacrifice Can make a stone of the heart.
- William Butler Yeats

(Category: Funny Definitions)

A device for catching zoids.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
We Three Students Of Chemistry Are

We three students of chemistry are
taking tests that we think are hard
Stoichiometry, volumes and densities
worrying all the time.

O room of wonder
room of fright
Room of thermites
blinding light:
With your energies
please don't burn us
Help us get our labs all right.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonata who?
Sonata such a big deal!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sondheim who?
Sondheim soon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonia who?
Sonia be another year older!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sophia who?
Sophia the cat before dinner!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sonia who?
Sonia paper moon...!

(Category: Miscellaneous)
How does a women hold her liquor? By the ears.


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