Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Funny Quotes) Too long a sacrifice Can make a stone of the heart. - William Butler Yeats #2 (Category: Funny Definitions) Trapezoid A device for catching zoids. #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) We Three Students Of Chemistry Are We three students of chemistry are taking tests that we think are hard Stoichiometry, volumes and densities worrying all the time. O room of wonder room of fright Room of thermites blinding light: With your energies please don't burn us Help us get our labs all right. #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) Knock Knock Who's there? Sonata! Sonata who? Sonata such a big deal! Knock Knock Who's there? Sondheim! Sondheim who? Sondheim soon! Knock Knock Who's there? Sonia! Sonia who? Sonia be another year older! Knock Knock Who's there? Sophia! Sophia who? Sophia the cat before dinner! Knock Knock Who's there? Sonia! Sonia who? Sonia paper moon...! #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) How does a women hold her liquor? By the ears.

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