Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) Mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks? People seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. What are they doing? Cramming for finals? Old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it. Did Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from!" I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol. Everyone has a photographic memory. But some folks don't have film. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. #2 (Category: Animal Jokes) Did you hear about the skunk that went to church? #3 (Category: One Liners) Few women admit their age. Few men act it! #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress. A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?" #5 (Category: One Liners) What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest

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