Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:
     

#1
(Category: Ethnic Jokes)
What did they call the first Chinese test tube baby?
- No Fun Son





#2
(Category: Miscellaneous)
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one." The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, "Please cancel the order. We can't wait that long."




#3
(Category: Riddles)
Why did the siamese twins move to England?
So the other one could learn to drive.





#4
(Category: Miscellaneous)
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"







#5
(Category: Dirty Jokes)
A man is gambling in the casino and wins $1000.

He decides to celebrate and goes out looking for a hooker. He finds a hooker and says he wants a blowjob.

The hooker says "No Problem, $500."

Our hero says "Hey, that's a lot of money for a blowjob!"

The hooker replies "Do you see that BMW convertible over there? I paid cash for it because I give the finest blowjobs in town!"

Our hero pays the hooker the money, gets his BJ and goes back to the casino a very happy fellow.

The next day, he's in the casino and wins $2000. Again, to celebrate, he goes out looking for a hooker.

He finds the same one. He says "Today I wanna fuck you in the ass."

The hooker says "No problem, $1000"

Our hero says "Hey that's a lot of money just for anal sex!"

" The hooker responds "Do you see that penthouse apt. up there? Well I paid cash for it because I have the nicest ass in town!"

Well, our hero pays the hooker, goes about his business, and goes back to the casino with a smile on his face.

The next day, our hero leaves the casino looking for a hooker. He finds the same one. He says "Today, all I want is a little pussy."

The hooker replies "Do you see that new shopping mall they're building across the street?

Our hero answers "No! Don't tell me you own that shopping mall too?"

The hooker answers "No! But you can be Damn sure I would if I had a pussy!"




 

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