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When she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
(Category: Religious Jokes)
The wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
The vet picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he sighs, and says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What!," the owner screams. "Because he's cross-eyed!?"
"No, because he's bloody heavy."
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