Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Saturday, August 8th, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Blonde Jokes) What's the difference between having sex with a blonde and eating Jell-o? Jell-o wiggles when you eat it. #2 (Category: Murphy's Law) Maier's Law If the facts don't conform to the theory, they must be disposed of. Corollaries The bigger the theory, the better. The experiment may be considered a success if no more than 50% of the observed measurements must be discarded to obtain a correspondence with the theory. #3 (Category: Question/Answer Jokes) Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered! #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry. #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch. A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket, the man told the bartender he

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