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(Category: Dirty Jokes)
"But I feel great!" he always replies.
They continue with tests and more tests.
"Doctor, I feel wonderful," he protests.
"But you look bad," they all rebutted.
Finally one discovered, "Looks bad but feels great. He must be a vulva!"
(Category: Funny Quotes)
- Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses)
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows."
"We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball....stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
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