Thursday, August 13, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Murphy's Law)
Murphy's Laws of Love

The nicer someone is, the farther away she/he is from you.

(Category: Murphy's Law)
Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.

(Category: Kid Jokes)
An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

(Category: Professional Jokes)
A schoolteacher asked her primary six class to construct sentences with the words: defeat, detail, defense.
There was a pause before a pupil raised his hand and said he could make a sentence with them; "The cow jumped over defense and detail went over defeat."

(Category: Miscellaneous)
If I want to hear from an asshole, I'll fart!


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