Sunday, December 6, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Sunday, December 6th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: One Liners)
Save A Tree: Eat a beaver

(Category: One Liners)
Beer. If you can't taste it, why bother!

(Category: Funny Quotes)
Everybody lies about sex.

- Lazarus Long

(Category: Ethnic Jokes)
What do Polish women do after they suck cock?

- Spit out the feathers.

(Category: Miscellaneous)

The salesman sold a computer system to a far and foreign firm, and upon visiting them several months later he was alarmed to see that it was still in the original packaging.

"Anything wrong?" he asked.

"No," beamed the accounting manager, "through-put has increased, efficiency has improved no end!"

"How's that, then?"

"Every morning," he said, "I tell the staff, if you don't work harder and more efficiently, the machine is going to replace you."


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