Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Monday, March 1st, 2010

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and was sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmers mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again and the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse says, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretches over the width of the hole and says, "Grab for my "thingy" and pull yourself up". And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a mercedes to pick up a chick! #2 (Category: Miscellaneous) (Slight echo as if spoken in a large underground cave:) Help me, please help me. I'm down here in the thing you're holding in your hand. I can't get out because my leg is broken and my hand is stuck between two wires. Wait, what's that in the dark? OH NO, not a... a... a... Oh no, it IS! (Crunching noise.) #3 (Category: Murphy's Law) A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the whole thing." #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water. #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.

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