Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Blonde Jokes) After the Hail Storm A blond left her car out in a hail storm. When the storm was over she checked the car and found out it was covered with small dents. She went to the local garage and inquired how to fix the problem. The mechanic told her to blow on the tailpipe and the dents would be removed. She took the car home parked it and proceeded to blow on the pipe. Another blond came by and inquired what she was doing, she told her she was blowing on the tailpipe to remove the dents. The other blond responded, "That's not going to work unless you roll up the windows." #2 (Category: Miscellaneous) What was the First Commandment? "Adam, eat my pussy." #3 (Category: Entertainment Jokes) At a party the hostess served a guest a cup of punch and told him it was spiked. Next, she served some to a minister. #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) yo mama so ugly,when she lookes out the window she got arested for mooning #5 (Category: Question/Answer Jokes) Q: Why do shoemakers go to heaven? A: Because they have good soles.

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