Friday, March 12, 2010 :: Your Weekly Jokes for - Friday, March 12th, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for this week!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Q: Why are baseball players so cool?
A: They always have their fans there!

(Category: Miscellaneous)
If you aren't a little bit nervous,
then you don't understand what's happening.
-John Young

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mighty kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."

(Category: Miscellaneous)

You're a redneck if .... When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank!

(Category: Miscellaneous)
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez "Well... what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ?" "Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife came to me on her hands and knees." he bragged and took another sip of beer. His friends were amazed ! "What happened then ?" they asked, almost in unison. "Well, then she said, 'Get the hell out from under that bed and fight like a man !' " he admitted.


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