Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Dirty Jokes) Bad Pickup Lines Did you trip over a tree on the way here? No? How about a root? I've thought you were beautiful since I first saw you through the smoke and haze from the other side of the night-club, now that I'm closer I can see that smoke doesn't only give you heart disease and lung cancer, it also distorts your vision. You look like the kind of girl that could light up the whole room with a smile, like a million watt light bulb. Wait for her to smile Hmm.. I was wrong, but that's OK, candle light is cool. Do you want to fuck? No? Well, would you lie down while I have one? What's a girl like you doing sitting on the end of my knob? Whoops! Sorry, wishful thinking. I love every bone in your body - especially mine. My friends and I saw you over here, and decided that a girl as beautiful as you can't be left to sit on her own. So, we drew lots to see who would come over here and ask you to dance. I lost, so here I am. Look, you're a nice girl, I'm a nice guy. Would you like to take a shower? I'm an organ donor. Do you need anything? #2 (Category: Blonde Jokes) What does a blonde say when she sees a banana skin on the floor? "Oh great... I'm gonna trip again." #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) Q: How many body builders/weightlifters does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: 6. One to change it and 5 to say "Man, you've got huge muscles !" Q: How many Sun readers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder. Q: How many Sun readers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, but one is enough to screw up the joke. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Duh.... whats a lightbulb??? Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It depends how many blondes there are, but some people prefer it with the lights off. Q: How many poltergeists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure. Q: How many nihilists does it take to change a light bulb? A: There is nothing to change. Q: How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Sod it, we're all gonna die anyway. #4 (Category: Funny Signs) Classified Ad: Tickle Me Elmo, Still In Box, Comes With Its Own 1988 Mustang, 5l, Auto, Excellent Condition $6800 #5 (Category: Dirty Jokes) When a man and a woman get married they need a Marriage License. When Lesbians get married, they need a Licker License.

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