Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Friday, March 5th, 2010

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	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) The Scholar: After months of negotiation, a Jewish scholar from Odessa was granted permission to visit Moscow. He boarded the train and found an empty seat. At the next stop a young man got on and sat next to him. The scholar looked at the young man and thought: This fellow doesn't look like a peasant, and if he isn't a peasant he probably comes from this district. If he comes from this district, he must be Jewish because this is, after all, the Jewish district. On the other hand, if he is a Jew where could he be going? I'm the only one in our district who has permission to travel to Moscow. Wait - just outside Moscow there is a little village called Samvet, and you don't need special permission to go there. But why would he be going to Samvet? He's probably going to visit one of the Jewish families there, but how many Jewish families are there in Samvet? Only two - the Bernsteins and the Steinbergs. The Bernsteins are a terrible family, so he must be visiting the Steinbergs. But why is he going? The Steinbergs have only girls, so maybe he's their son-in-law. But if he is, then which daughter did he marry? Sarah married that nice lawyer from Budapest and Esther married a businessman from Zhadomir, so it must be Sarah's husband. Which means that his name is Alexander Cohen, if I'm not mistaken. But if he comes from Budapest, with all the anti-Semitism they have there, he must have changed his name. What's the Hungarian equivalent of Cohen? Kovacs. But if he changed his name he must have some special status. What could it be? A doctorate from the University. At this point the scholar turns to the young man and said, "How do you do, Dr. Kovacs?" "Very well, thank you, sir," answered the startled passenger. "But how is it that you know my name?" "Oh" replied the scholar, "it was obvious." #2 (Category: Murphy's Law) Why Sex is Like Snow The game of love is never called off on account of darkness. #3 (Category: Funny Quotes) Pragmatism is the philosophy of doing that which works, no matter what your mother might have told you. - Patrick F. McManus #4 (Category: Professional Jokes) A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked, "Why was I pulled over when I wasn't the only one speeding." The police replied, "Have you ever been fishing?" The man then said, "yes". "Have you ever caught all the fish?" asked the policeman #5 (Category: Funny Quotes) Son, a good wife is like a faithful dog. When she up and dies, you don't take in a new one, no matter how much Alpo you have left over. - Lorne Greene

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