Friday, March 19, 2010 :: Your Weekly Jokes for - Friday, March 19th, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for this week!:

(Category: Funny Definitions)
Absurdity, n.:

A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

(Category: Dirty Jokes)
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.

One said to the other "Hey get out of my son!"

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazlenut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"

"No, I'm sorry", replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

(Category: Elderly Jokes)

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Henry Abel's son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything. His Mama asked him what the problem was. "Pop and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away." "Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have laughed." "That's what I did, Mama."


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