Sunday, November 1, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Sunday, November 1st, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Bar/Drinking Jokes)
One mighty fine morning a string walks into a bar. The bartender says,

(Category: Dirty Jokes)
What does a nymphomaniac chicken sound like?

(Category: Miscellaneous)
(Darth Vader voice:) Speak, worm!

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top part. Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair makes your nose look short!"

(Category: Miscellaneous)
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, "You know what I really feel like honey ?" "Well sure," she blushed, "But we gotta eat sometime !"


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