Monday, November 16, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Monday, November 16th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: One Liners)
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Seen on a bumper sticker...

I Brake For No Apparent Reason.

(Category: Miscellaneous)

(Category: Miscellaneous)

You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watcht the police and call it

(Category: Miscellaneous)
An American businessman goes on business to Japan. He tells his assistant that night to get him some 'entertainment.' So his assistant gets him a hooker. The whole night this Japanese hooker keeps screaming, 'Hoshimota, hoshimota!'

He thinks he is doing it really, really good.

The next morning he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner, who makes a hole in one. Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and patting him on the back. The American can't think of what to say, so he says "HOSHIMOTA!"

His Japanese partner turns to him and says, "What do you mean, it is in the wrong hole?"


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