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The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They decided they both would walk!
Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride.
So, they both rode the donkey! Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey.
The boy and man said they were probably right so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
"If you try to please everyone, you will eventually lose your ass."
(Category: Dirty Jokes)
She says "Santa, will you stay with me?" Santa says Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys.
She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys.
She takes off everything and says "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
A: Artificial intelligence.
How young can you die of old age?
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.
On the other hand... You have different fingers.
I can levitate birds. No one cares.
Women... Can't live with 'em... Can't shoot 'em.
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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