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(Category: One Liners)
Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an Air Force General is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired, courtly, soft-spoken General leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy's ear.
Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt. All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause.
As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve. "Excuse me, General," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"
The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door on any flight I choose."
(Category: Work Jokes)
(Category: Dirty Jokes)
Madonna: Gee honey, what do yo want to call our child?
Young man: (looks at the toilet, and then adresses Madonna) Well, if he gets out of this one, we'd better call him Houdini...
"And for you?" the bartender asks.
"Nothing, I'm driving."
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