Monday, November 23, 2009 :: Your Daily Jokes for - Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for today!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Yo mamma so fat when she sat around the house, she sat 'around the house'...

(Category: Idiot Jokes)
Did you hear about the rock

(Category: Miscellaneous)
I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to... or they do.

(Category: Political Jokes)
George Bush was campaigning at an old age retirement home. He went up to a woman and shook her hand and said "Do you know who I am?"

"No," replied the old woman, "but if you go to the front desk, they'll tell you!"


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