Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

Joke Master! Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

(Category: Girls vs. Boys)
Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears.

"What's bothering you so, dear?" inquired Farther O'Grady.

"Oh, father, I've got terrible news." Replied Mary.

"Well what is it, Mary?"

"Well, my husband, passed away last night, Father."

"Oh, Mary" said the father, "that's terrible. Tell me Mary, did he have any last requests?"

"Well, yes he did father," replied Mary.

"What did he ask, Mary?"

Mary replied, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down the gun...'"

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A judge asked a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the audience a man shouted, "Lying bastard!" "Silence in the court!", the judge shouted back to the man. He turned to the defendant and said, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel." "Tightwad!", blurted the man again. "Quiet!", yelled the judge who continued, "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill." "Son of a..." the man started to shout when the judge thundered back, "If you don't tell me reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!" So the man answered, "I've lived next to that man for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one!"

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A young indian chief's son went up to his father to get some information about his name and the names of his sisters for a school project.

He went to father and asked, "Father, why did you name my first sister Deer Running?"

The wise indian chief turned to his son and said, "Well, the day that she was born, I looked out of the teepee and the first thing that I saw was a deer running.

"Oh", said the son,"then why did you name my other sister Sun Shines Strong?"

"Well," said the father, "the day your other sister was born was very hot and blistering on the skin. That's why we named her Sun Shines Strong."

A bit puzzeled by now, the wise indian chief looks at his son and said, "Why do you ask, Two Dogs Screwing?"

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!

(Category: Miscellaneous)
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.


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