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(Category: Girls vs. Boys)
"What's bothering you so, dear?" inquired Farther O'Grady.
"Oh, father, I've got terrible news." Replied Mary.
"Well what is it, Mary?"
"Well, my husband, passed away last night, Father."
"Oh, Mary" said the father, "that's terrible. Tell me Mary, did he have any last requests?"
"Well, yes he did father," replied Mary.
"What did he ask, Mary?"
Mary replied, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down the gun...'"
He went to father and asked, "Father, why did you name my first sister Deer Running?"
The wise indian chief turned to his son and said, "Well, the day that she was born, I looked out of the teepee and the first thing that I saw was a deer running.
"Oh", said the son,"then why did you name my other sister Sun Shines Strong?"
"Well," said the father, "the day your other sister was born was very hot and blistering on the skin. That's why we named her Sun Shines Strong."
A bit puzzeled by now, the wise indian chief looks at his son and said, "Why do you ask, Two Dogs Screwing?"
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