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(Category: Blonde Jokes)
Because that's what they train for all their lives.
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. After bringing in all the luggage, the guy says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says "Well put them between my legs and I will warm them up."
Later he goes out to catch a few fish for lunch and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well put them between my legs and I'll warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says,"Honey, my hands are really freezing!"
She (smiles) and says, "Darn Honey, don't your EARS ever get cold?"
(Category: Funny Definitions)
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