Joke-Master.com :: Your Weekly Jokes for - Friday, April 30th, 2010

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for this week!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) A man was walking down the street and saw an Eskimo looking at his car tire. So the man said, #2 (Category: Miscellaneous) It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's performance. In fact, men have known and displayed this for centuries. After sex, they glance at their watches and say, "Oops, gotta run!" #3 (Category: Blonde Jokes) Why do blondes give such good blowjobs? Because that's what they train for all their lives. #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. After bringing in all the luggage, the guy says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says "Well put them between my legs and I will warm them up." Later he goes out to catch a few fish for lunch and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well put them between my legs and I'll warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says,"Honey, my hands are really freezing!" She (smiles) and says, "Darn Honey, don't your EARS ever get cold?" #5 (Category: Funny Definitions) BASIC (Acronym) Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

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