Friday, April 9, 2010 :: Your Weekly Jokes for - Friday, April 9th, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for this week!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life? Figuring out which parent is his mother.

(Category: Miscellaneous)
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines. "Don't know," the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the woman and an equally old man waving for him to come back. So he made a U- turn and drove up to them. "This is my husband," the old woman said. "He doesn't know how to get to Des Moines either."

(Category: Riddles)
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and line the hole with peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

(Category: Girls vs. Boys)
Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God to Man: "So you would love her."

"But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God replies: "So she would love you."

(Category: Miscellaneous)
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled down to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one just live by a dog


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