Friday, April 16, 2010 :: Your Weekly Jokes for - Friday, April 16th, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for this week!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

(Category: Blonde Jokes)
What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?

The back of her head.

(Category: Funny Quotes)
Working here is like a nightmare. You'd like to get out of it, but you need the sleep.

- A Whack in the side of the head
Roger von Oech, Ph.D.
Warner Books, 1983

(Category: Miscellaneous)

Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acres of land in the middle of Nowhere, Vermont. His place was so isolated that the postman came only once a week and he went to the grocery store only once a month.

After six months of near total isolation, he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and a big bearded Vermonter is standing there. He says, "Names Enoch...your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday...thought you'd like to come."

"Great," replies Sam. "After six months of living like this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thanks for inviting me."

As Enoch is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you, though, there's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem. After 25 years in the newspaper business, I can drink with the best of them."

Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n likely gonna be some fightin', too." Tough crowd, Sam thinks to himself. "Well, I get along with people. Don't worry, I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again, Enoch turns from the door, "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too." "Now that is not a problem," Sam says. "I've been up here all alone for six long months. I'll definitely be there.

By the way, what should I wear?"

Enoch stops in the doorway one last time and says... "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the 2 of us there."

(Category: Miscellaneous)
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The policeman said, "What's he like?"

Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"


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