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You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for this week!:
After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found he husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing.
"Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant? And your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replied.
"Well, I would have been released tonight."
(Category: Religious Jokes)
So far today,
I am very thankful for that.
But, in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed; and from then on, I'm probably going to need a lot more help.
(Category: Murphy's Law)
He says, "Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"
Jenna replies, "No officer, but gee, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?
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