Joke-Master.com :: Your Weekly Jokes for - Friday, July 30th, 2010

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for this week!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon, though, the turkey was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Moral Of The Story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. #2 (Category: Riddles) What do you call a Jamacian proctologist? - A Pokemon #3 (Category: Elderly Jokes) An elderly lady was sitting in a restaurant crying silently with tears collecting in a bowl of soup. Noticing this, the waiter walked over to her and politely said,"Lady that soup don't need no more salt". #4 (Category: Dirty Jokes) Did you hear about the gay man who was fired from the sperm bank? - He was caught drinking on the job. #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) This married couple was enjoying a dinner out when this gorgeous blonde walks over to their table, exchanges warm greetings with the husband and walks off. "Who was that?" demands the wife. "If you must know, that was my mistress." "Your MISTRESS? I want a divorce!" "Are you sure you want to give up a big house in the suburbs, a Mercedes, furs, jewelry, and a vacation home in Mexico?" They continued dining in silence for a while. Finally, the woman asks, "Isn't that Howard over there? Who's he with?" "That's HIS mistress." "Oh... Well I think ours is much cuter."

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