Friday, July 2, 2010 :: Your Weekly Jokes for - Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for this week!:

(Category: Miscellaneous)
The town was in an uproar. An inmate of the local lunatic asylum had
escaped and had raped two women. Everybody was horrified.

Late that afternoon, the local newspaper's headline ran:


(Category: Miscellaneous)
Q: What's the most active muscle in a woman? A: The penis.

(Category: Religious Jokes)
Three nuns died and went to heaven. Outside the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said, "I am sorry, I know you are nuns, but before I let you in, I have to ask you each one question, if you answer correctly, you can enter." "That's all right," they said.

"Okay," St. Peter said, he asked the 1st nun "Who was the first man on Earth?"

The first nun replied, "That's easy, Adam."

Bright lights came on the chimes sounded, and the Gates opened. The first nun entered.

Peter asked the second nun "Who was the first woman on Earth?"

The second nun replied, "That's easy, Eve."

Bright lights came on, the chimes souned, and the Gates opened. The second nun entered.

Peter asked the last nun. "What were the first words that Eve ever said to Adam?"

The last nun replied. "Oh, that's hard....."

Bright lights came on, the chimes souned, and the Gates opened.

(Category: One Liners)
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

(Category: Political Jokes)
An airplane was once making a routine flight from Hackensack, New Jersey to New York City. The people on board where the world's smartest politician, the pilot (also a father), a Boy Scout, and a devout Christian. In mid-flight, the engine stalled, and there where only three parachutes. The pilot said, " I've got a family down there. I need to live so I can take care of them" so he grabbed a parachute and jumped out. The world's smartest politician said, I've got an election coming up, so I'd better live so I can win it." So he grabbed a parachute and jumped out. That left the Boy Scout and the Christian in the plane and only 1 parachute. The Christian said, "I have lived a long life. I am prepared for. Go and grab that parachute for yourself." The Boy Scout got his parachute and was about to jump when he said, "Hey, there is one for you too. The world


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