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escaped and had raped two women. Everybody was horrified.
Late that afternoon, the local newspaper's headline ran:
"NUT BOLTS AND SCREWS"
(Category: Religious Jokes)
"Okay," St. Peter said, he asked the 1st nun "Who was the first man on Earth?"
The first nun replied, "That's easy, Adam."
Bright lights came on the chimes sounded, and the Gates opened. The first nun entered.
Peter asked the second nun "Who was the first woman on Earth?"
The second nun replied, "That's easy, Eve."
Bright lights came on, the chimes souned, and the Gates opened. The second nun entered.
Peter asked the last nun. "What were the first words that Eve ever said to Adam?"
The last nun replied. "Oh, that's hard....."
Bright lights came on, the chimes souned, and the Gates opened.
(Category: One Liners)
(Category: Political Jokes)
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