Friday, September 24, 2010 :: Your Weekly Jokes for - Friday, September 24th, 2010

Joke Master! Good Morning!
You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from for this week!:

(Category: Funny Quotes)
"It's like deja vu all over again."
- Yogi Berra

(Category: Murphy's Law)
Murphy's Laws of Love

Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.

(Category: Idiot Jokes)
A big group of hunters were in the middle of the jungle and decided to split into smaller groups. Four fools decided to form one of the smaller groups and started walking.

After a while, one of them realized they were quite far away from the main group, and that they couldn't possibly find the way back. One of the other fools says to the other three: "I've heard that whenever you can't find your group, what you have to do is to shoot three times to the air and wait for someone to find you" They shoot three times to the air, wait a while, but nothing happens. So they shoot three more times to the air but, again, no one comes to help them. After trying three shots more the fool says: "I hope this time someone can find us... that was my last arrow"

(Category: Political Jokes)
Bill Clinton goes to Hillary and asks her to go to Zimbabwe with him.

"Hell, no!" she tells him. I'd rather suck your dick than go to that dirty, smelly, third world country."

So she sucks his dick. When she's done she says, "Bill, your dick stinks."

"Yeah," he says. "Al Gore didn't want to go either."

(Category: Blonde Jokes)
Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?

They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.


Thank you for subscribing to the Email List!

If you wish to remove yourself from this list, please reply to this email with the subject line "REMOVE:"
-The Joke Master

No comments:

Post a Comment