Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Monday, June 29th, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) A young lad was visiting a church for the first time, checking all the announcements and posters along the walls. When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform, he asked a nearby usher, "Who are all those men in the pictures?" The usher replied, "Why, those are our boys who died in the service". Dumbfounded, the youngster asked, "Was that the morning service or the evening service?" #2 (Category: Elderly Jokes) Grandpa was driving with his 9-year-old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, Grandpa." He replied, "How did you know?" She said, "Because you didn't say "idiot!" afterwards. #3 (Category: Murphy's Law) Murphy's Seventh Law of Computing He who laughs last probably made a back-up. #4 (Category: Religious Jokes) The only thing that separates us from the animals is mindless superstition and pointless rituals. #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) Seen on rear mud-flaps of a large truck left mud-flap right mud-flap Passing Side Suicide /| |\ / ------ ------ \ \ ------ ------ / \| |/ El Paso El Cruncho (spanish) (spanish)

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