Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist! #2 (Category: Murphy's Law) Why Sex is Like Snow When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" #4 (Category: Ethnic Jokes) Why is Superman afraid of [ethnic] people more than Lex Luther? Lex Luther will steal his identity. [Ethnic] people will steal his identity and his costume. #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) You might be a redneck if... You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again. You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. You can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. You have to go down to the creek to take a bath. You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest". You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year. You've never paid for a haircut. You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear. There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood".

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