Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Friday, June 5th, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? Why do 'tug'boats push their barges? Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving? Does a fish get cramps after eating? Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? #2 (Category: Ethnic Jokes) Why aren't [ethnic] people blonde? How dumb do you want them to be? #3 (Category: Riddles) What's the beggining of eternity, The end of time and space, The beggining of the end, And the end of every place? "E". #4 (Category: One Liners) Take me DRUNK, I'm HOME #5 (Category: Nerd Jokes) Mathematicians- Say A Write B on the board Mean to say C The answer is D

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