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#1
(Category: One Liners)
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
#2
(Category: Miscellaneous)
Why did the author write his novel in the basement?
He wanted to write a best cellar.
#3
(Category: Riddles)
What is Yellow and goes "putt putt"? An outboard banana!
#4
(Category: Dirty Jokes)
Did you hear about the transvestite at the Christmas party? - He wanted to eat, drink, and be Mary.
#5
(Category: Miscellaneous)
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?,"
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
"Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it!" Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby
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