Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Political Jokes) What's the difference between Ross Perot and Clinton? - Clinton never inhaled. #2 (Category: Riddles) What happened to the plastic surgeon when he sat too close to the fire? - He melted. #3 (Category: One Liners) Screw up your life, you've screwed everything else up. #4 (Category: One Liners) I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure. #5 (Category: Funny Quotes) "Death is every man's final critic. To die well you must live bravely." - Edward Abbey

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