Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!: |
(Category: Animal Jokes) A. Because a dog was after his bones! (Category: Nerd Jokes) (Category: Nerd Jokes) (Category: Miscellaneous) "Do you mind if I try on that red dress in the window?" He said: "Sure - can't be bad for business!" (Category: Miscellaneous) The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like the weather. Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like commercials. You can't believe a word they say. Men are like department stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like government bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. | ||
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