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#1
(Category: Miscellaneous)
The company sergent is briefing the recruits: "For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father, and I will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so you know what that makes you..."
#2
(Category: Funny Quotes)
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack Nicholson
#3
(Category: Murphy's Law)
- Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
- When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.
#4
(Category: Blonde Jokes)
What does a blonde use for protection during sex? A bus shelter.
#5
(Category: Miscellaneous)
What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line.
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