Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Sunday, February 21st, 2010

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: One Liners) Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. #2 (Category: Miscellaneous) There's something half-hearted about the way they say, "Oh wow -- Underwear". They spend Christmas morning making up games involving wrapping paper. You see them trying to shove everything back up the chimney. Spelled out in Legos on the front lawn are the words "You're Cheap!!. Moments after they unwrap gifts, you see them for sale on E-Bay. Your son simply refuses to understand why you couldn't get him two hours alone with the Olsen twins. They cite your gifts as a major factor in their decision to convert to Hinduism. You wake up and find the head of Sponge Bob in your bed. They ask, "Where'd you buy this stuff -- Crap `R' Us?" #3 (Category: Bar/Drinking Jokes) A server walks over to a table and gets ready to deliver the check to a guy. The guy asks the server do you take checks and the server said, I? no sir I am sorry. The guy replies neither do I #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president. He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years." #5 (Category: Funny Quotes) "Football combines the two worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings." - George F. Will

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