Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Saturday, February 6th, 2010

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck, and he asks for a pint. The bartender says ok. Then the man asks whos in the lounge. And the bartender says 15 people playing darts. So the man says get them a pint too. Then he asks whos upstairs and the bartender says 150 people having a disco. And the man says get them a drink too. The bartender says to the man, that will be $328 please. And the man says sorry but I havent got that much money on me, and the bartneder says, If you were down in the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck. And the man says, Ive all ready been there. #2 (Category: Ethnic Jokes) Why did the [ethnic], want to trade his wife for an outhouse? - The hole was smaller and it didn't stink as bad! #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!" #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) A woman walks in a bar and asks the bartender if he has any peanuts. He says no. She comes back the next day with the same question and gets the same answer. She then comes back another day and asks him again. He says ''No, and if you come back I'll nail your freakin' hands to the table!'' So she comes back and asks him, ''Do you have any nails?'' He says no. ''Well then, do you have any peanuts?'' #5 (Category: Work Jokes) How is your new job at the factory?

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