Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: One Liners) Skydiving and scuba are similar, skydivers just run out of air faster. #2 (Category: Miscellaneous) IBM: It's Being Mended IBM: Inmense Ball of Muck IBM: I Believe in Memorex IBM: It's Better than Macintosh! IBM: Idiots Built Me IBM: Intense Bowel Movement IBM: Inferior But Marketable? IBM: I've Been Mislead IBM: It's Better Manually IBM: Infinitly Better Macintosh IBM: Indefinitly Boggled Machine IBM: I Bought a Mac IBM: I Blame Microsoft. IBM: I Bought Macintosh IBM: I'll Buy Macintosh IBM: I've Been Moved IBM: I've Been Mugged IBM: Incontinent Bowel Movement IBM: Identical Blue Men IBM: Idiotic Bit Masher IBM: Idiots Become Managers IBM: Incompatible Business Machines IBM: Incredibly Boring Machine IBM: Infernal Bloody Monopoly IBM: Institute of Black Magic IBM: Internal Beaurocratic Mess IBM: International Brotherhood of Magicians IBM: Intolerant of Beards and Mustaches IBM: It'll Be Messy IBM: It's Backwards, Man IBM: Itty Bitty Machines IBM: Itty Bitty Morons IBM: It Barely Moves IBM: I Buy Mainframes IBM compatible - IBM contemptible #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother's room for comfort and he sees his mom standing naked in front of the mirror. She is rubbing her chest and groaning, "I want a man, I want a man." Shaking his head in bewilderment, Gregory takes off to bed. Next night the same thing happens. On the third night, Gregory wakes up and goes into his mom's room but this time there is a man in bed with his mom. Gregory hoofs back to his room and whips off his pajamas, rubs his chest and groans " I want a bike, I want a bike." #4 (Category: One Liners) Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) Two men were in the process of inventing a new brand of gum. They were arguing over the fact that their new gum was too hard and brittle and didn't have the right consistency. One of the inventors kept arguing that they simply had to add more liquid to their primary secret ingredient, code named "Yewin". The other man argued adamantly. "No, No, No! It's not wetter Yewin that counts... it's how you ply the gum!"

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