Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Friday, February 26th, 2010

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer. #2 (Category: Miscellaneous) Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds." #3 (Category: Funny Quotes) "Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." - Carmen Boyle (Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner - 1996) #4 (Category: Dirty Jokes) Why do tampons have strings? So the crabs can go bungee jumping. #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!" In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!" The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing. In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

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