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#1
(Category: Miscellaneous)
You're a redneck if .... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
#2
(Category: Miscellaneous)
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker? A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it.
#3
(Category: Miscellaneous)
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? He thought it was a delivery service.
#4
(Category: Bar/Drinking Jokes)
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender laughs and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks at the bartender, with a look of extreme confusion on his face, and says, "You have a drink called Steve?"
#5
(Category: Murphy's Law)
- Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations
- Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.
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