Joke-Master.com :: Your Daily Jokes for - Sunday, May 17th, 2009

Good Morning GlobalEducation100@gmail.com! You are being blessed with the gift of laughter! Here are your 5 random jokes from Joke-Master.com for today!:

	#1 (Category: Miscellaneous) Yo mama is so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody and let's not forget that! #2 (Category: Religious Jokes) A little boy walks up to preacher after morning service and says "When I grow up, I'm gonna give you a lot of money!". The preacher laughs and says "That's great, why?". The little boy answers "'Cause my dad says you're the poorest preacher we ever had!" #3 (Category: Miscellaneous) The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. January 12, 1993 Richard Kyle won his Arizona House seat in November more easily than he had won the Republican primary in September. He and his primary opponent, John Gaylord, had tied and had agreed to settle things with one hand of five-card stud dealt by the speaker of the Arizona House. Kyle's pair of sevens put him into the general election. #4 (Category: Miscellaneous) What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68? At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!! #5 (Category: Miscellaneous) Panting and perspiring, two blondes on a tandem bicycle at last got to the top of a steep hill. "That was a steep climb," said the first blonde. "It certainly was," replied the second. "It's a good thing we kept the brake on so we wouldn't have slid backwards."

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